I think I’m gonna start carrying sticky notes and a pen in my bag.
Scenario:
*attractive person at store*
*pulls out pen and sticky note*
*writes “wow, your face is magnificent”*
*drops paper in front of attractive person*
*attractive person, “hey you dropped this”*
*me “pretty sure that’s for you lulz”*
*walks way*
*attractive person runs to me and makes out with me*yeah
idk about the last one, but it could happen ok
leave me be
